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Bearded Noise

Jesus died for my CNC kink

Jesus died for my CNC kink

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About Bearded Noise

Bearded Noise was born March 2017, two months after my husband passed—he was known for his legendary beard, and this is my way of keeping his spirit alive. What started as beard care grew into something bigger: honoring grief, proving death can be beautiful, and raising funds for causes like nature preserves, trans youth, diabetes research, and men's mental health. On hard days, I still hear him say: “Don’t give up, my liege. Create. Be chaos. Fight.” 🖤✨

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